Fashion Orgasm

Oleh: Ariga Wibisana (@arigawibisana)
Engineer first, Writer second, Journalist third
www.hervemagazine.com

As an associate fashion editor at a leading fashion magazine, MODE, Abby Simpson, a 24-year-old woman who lived in one small apartment in Manhattan, knew every single detail about fashion, what’s hot now, grooming products, celebrity parties and of course, bags. But, she had no idea about man. Her relationship with Matt Morris, a gym celebrity personal trainer, was about to doom. The last time they had a proper sex was 5 months ago and it’s only about six minutes since Abby’s evil boss, Samantha McNelly, MODE editor in chief, killed the Balenciaga autumn jackets and asked her to come to the office, immediately.
How could that old bitch do that! Abby thought. It made Abby have to leave Matt when he’s about to ejaculate. Matt’s got pretty angry and didn’t speak to her for two weeks. But they still have sex now not in proper way. Abby just lied about having an orgsm and screamed like a fake porn star.
Working at fashion magazine it’s hard and depressed her. But, that’s her job. A job that pays her bills. And tonight, everything would be back to normal. It’s her birthday and she has planned a fabulous evening. Firstly, she would buy the Donna Karan scarf at Barney’s with 50% off because they give special price for any buyers in their birthday. Secondly, she would have a fashionable dinner at Nobu. FYI, Angelina Jolie and Kate Moss are their loyal customers and it would take a week to make a reservation there. Thanks to MODE, she could only call the manager and they would save a table for her and Matt. Thirdly, they are going to have a great sex. She has ordered Christian Dior candles at Macy’s! You know, when romantic candles are in the house, it is a sign of big orgasm.
Yup, everything is going to be marvelous, Abby tried to convince herself. Nothing could go wrong. Abby reached her phone on the desk, dialing Missy Lim, Nobu manager. It’s easy, she had known Missy Lim for years.
“Hello, It’s Abby Simpson, from MODE. Right, that’s fashion magazine, May I talk to Missy Lim, please? Okay”
“Hi, Missy. It’s Abby from MODE magazine. Okay, I need to make a reservation for two persons under my name and MODE. But, what?!!! How could you say there’s no table left for me, ee.. for MODE? Reese Witherspoon has booked for her party? No, that’s impossible. She will be in New Zealand for her next movie. How could I know it? Don’t be kidding, I had interviewed her two weeks ago for ‘View’ column. Oh.. crap..”
No. She didn’t get it. Damn! She hated herself. She marked an ‘X’ in the paper. Relax, she said. She could still have a fabulous dinner somewhere, maybe dinner after Broadway at Saks? It’s already 5 p.m. and since it’s weekend, she may leave the office earlier. Evil Samantha has gone to Milan for reviewing Bottega Veneta new flagstore and it means she’s got a freedom. She rushed to Barney’s for her dream scarf. It’s Donna Karan!
But something the unexpected happened. Her dream scarf was bought by another person in her birthday!!!!
“ Excuse me, miss. I think I had asked the clerks to keep my Donna Karan scarf a week ago. Where is it anyway? I need it now” she said angrily to one shopping attendant.
“ It’s our policy not to hold a sale item. We only have Anne Klein left scarf by the way, in the right section”
BITCH! Who did that stupid clerk think she was? Abby has been a loyal customer for Barney’s for 8 years and they did not help her to... hold a sale item? It’s her birthday!!
Her iphone suddenly rang. It’s from Matt. Damn! She wished Matt just forgot her birthday.
“ Hi, Matt. I’m in Barney’s. I’m sorry, Nobu was booked and I am having a trouble here. My life sucks! What? You want me to see you at St. Regis? Come on, who eats dinner at St.Regis?”
Matt just hang his phone. Abby really hated her boyfriend. She never understood why this man never learned how to be gentle and classy. Maybe her relationship with Matt would never work. St.Regis, eww.. Only her grandma eats at St.Regis for a bad egg benedict.
Abby walked to St.Regis, it’s actually near Barney’s. She didn’t call Macy’s to check her candles order. She would not have a great sex tonight. Who has the great sex after having lame dinner at St.Regis? When Abby arrived, she did not find Matt.
That jerk, where the hell is he? Abby reached her iphone and dialed Matt’s number.
“ Where are you? It’s almost raining here! What? In the taxi. Why didn’t you tell me first! I’m getting cold!”
She found the taxi and got in. When she sat besides Matt, who looked.. well.. handsome with his suit and his mucle looked also bigger.
“ Matt, I think it’s not going to work. We never understand each other and today it’s my miserable day, my birthday. I’m getting cold! We never have the same things! The same feeling! I think, it’s over!” said Abby. Abby started to cry, a little. She tried not to damage her Shu Uemura mascara
“ Abby, why did you say that? You look pale and cold. Let’s have a dinner honey.” Matt wrapped her neck with a black scarf.
It was... a 50 % off Donna Karan!!
“ How did you get this????” Abby screamed
“ Well, I guess it’s going to rain and I know you for a long time. As a fashion girl, the less you wear, the more fashionable you are. But it’s wrong, you’ll get sick easily. So I buy it for you dear. “
“ No.. you are lying! Tell me!!”
“ sir, please head to Nobu. We’re having dinner there”
“Nobu! That can’t be! Reese has booked all the tables!! And you obviously can not book Nobu!” Abby screamed once again
“Who said I can’t? I am Reese’s ex personal trainer. I met her two weeks ago and I asked her to help me, silly girl”
“ rrrrr.... Okay, but tell me how did you know about this scarf!! ‘ Abby pinched her boyfriend
“ Secret!”
“ well.. no blowjob for you forever” Abby laughed
“ Oh please Don’t! Okay, I heard you said ‘THAT DKNY SCARF IS ALL MINE BITCH.. YEAH, It’s MINE..no..noh..yes!’ every time you try to have sex with me since last week”
“ I said that??? While we are having sex?”
“ every time....”
Little did Abby knew, she ended up having sex and screaming ‘that”. But this time, she just realised it because it’s not a fake orgasm. She had sex with that scarf. She loved Matt even more!